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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Your mom is so old she died

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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