A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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David Cameron

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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