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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew