- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Massie is a fatass

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i