What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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save me from the nothing ive become

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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