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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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