whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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