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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

HELLO EVERYONE

Guest what in the butt

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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