- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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