- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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