- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

your mom is so fat.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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