A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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