- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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