- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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