- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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