Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Julian Ha.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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