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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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