What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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