- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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