women's rights

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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