- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Jeff

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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