Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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