- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

The Colts this year.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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