- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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