Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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