- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Daniel is a fag

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Donald Trump.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Daniel is a fag

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

autsim

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Donald Trump.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't