Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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autistic kids rock

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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