- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Who is it?

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Your girlfriend.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

the redsox

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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