- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

mmm i love marble bumhole

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

ur an fagit

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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