What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's better than a stick? A stone

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What fires shots? A gun

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

whats green and lives in the water

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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