What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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