Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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