- Anti Joke

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.