- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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