Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

whats 7+4? 74

are you saying pam, or pan?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Robin, get in the car!

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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