- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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