- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

homosexual

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Racial equality.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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