What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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this website is a bad joke

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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