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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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