- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

the WNBA

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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