Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Why I am at the hospital now: True as it gets. I found on my working desk a small box of fluoride pills, I was like meh, but it said banana, strawberry, mint and pear, so I was like yeah! And grabbed a mouthful before going URGH! Then my friends entered laughing saying "I hope you do well on that test tomorrow!" So yeah, I passed out, and it turns out my "friends" (victims ill torture to they beg for death). 80 MG OF VALIUM!!! Yeah good trucking luck on my test eh? I nearly died twice, somehow, I think I should ask doc if my heart is okay or something, my head is fucked up the floor is all wavy and I cant differentiate numbers Seriously, one guy was gonna come visit say sorry, but he sent his girlfriend instead... My wife was so worried, that when I said: Mind if I have my vengeance by screwing his girlfriend? My wife said: I was so worried, you still okay? That actually sounds like a good scheme... So, yeah... I am typing this because, I am totally going to have a threesome... When and if my ever wakes up again... She agreed... She was always kinda into me but still! If you dont understand this, well... Next time, if you want to poison me, USE SOMETHING THAT KILLS ME! BECAUSE I WILL BE BACK!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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