- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Women's Rights

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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