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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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