How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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