An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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human centipede

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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