Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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