your skull would make a nice pen holder

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

a man checks his mypsace

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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