What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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