What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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