- Anti Joke

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

a black man did not eat chicken.