- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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