Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Are you gay. No. Ok.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Anti Joke

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