What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Skrillex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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I was watching Fox news.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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