- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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