- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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