- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Pickles are powerful

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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