Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Firgen and the blung brigade

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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