i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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