- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Black people are the scum of the earth

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Jeff

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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