- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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