knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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