What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Soccer...

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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