Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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