Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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