Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Anti Joke

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