Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Llamaworm

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Democracy.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Boob

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