What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Cliterus

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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