- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

are you saying pam, or pan?

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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