- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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