What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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I enjoy Popcorn

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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