did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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nolan is gay

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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