- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's up? Your time.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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