- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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