Whats funny? Your face.

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Rebecca Black

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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