What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

you see theres this guy.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

i have two hands.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Your're racist.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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