- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

every knight i see an owl at window

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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