chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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