A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

binladin walks into the american seals

Charlie Sheen is winning

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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