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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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