a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

THE GAME

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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