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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Ham sandwich

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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