Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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=3

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Poop

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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