- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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