- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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