why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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where's mom I killed her

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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This is an anti-joke.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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