Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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