- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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