- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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