Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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