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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Your girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

the redsox

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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