What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

my wife out of the kitchen

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

identical jokes get different votes.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Boner

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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