- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Yo mama so fat.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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