How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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