Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Women's rights.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A Duck walks into a bar.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Detroit has a low crime rate

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

KOOKABURRA

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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