- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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