Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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