- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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