You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

kennah campion when she talks

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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