- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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