- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

womens rights

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What is brown and sticky? A stick

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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