- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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