- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

I have a really funny joke.

hi michael

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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