- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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