- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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