- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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