Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

woman's rights

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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