- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

it's funny because it's funny

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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