I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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