roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Ehh

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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