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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Justin Bieber.

nothing

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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