- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

what's black and can't swim?

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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