- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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