- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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