- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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