- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's blue? The sky.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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