- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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