- Anti Joke

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Casey Anthony kills a baby

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"