If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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cancer

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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