Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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