- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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