What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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I asked her where you were.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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