- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

why did katy fall off her bike?

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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