Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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