- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

chinga tue madre Ryan

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Balls

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A child walks into a classroom.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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