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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

The EPA.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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