- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Caolan and Eamon

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Sloths

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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