- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Turkeys are obese

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Tilt your screen back .

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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