- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

that wall over there ->

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

whats my name? Matt

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Pickles

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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