- Anti Joke

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

haha Otarts was here

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

ure mama's so fat

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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