- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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