- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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