Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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