Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Chlamydia

A: Do you like it B: No

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Please ignore this statement.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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