the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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