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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.