Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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