- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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