- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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