- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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