How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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