A jew enters a mall.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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