What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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