- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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