Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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