- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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