If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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