- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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