When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Diarrhea

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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