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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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