Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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