- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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