- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

womans having rights.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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