- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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