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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the new green? Green

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Face...tastes like chicken!

A Mormon walks into a bar

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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