- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

123 f*ck off

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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