- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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