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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

You bumder!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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